I have been planning out my zombie apocalypse strategy since I was in 8th grade. I have all my plans written out, know exactly where to go when the sh*t hits the fan and am confident that I will survive the coming apocalypse.

Even though I know I am ready for the downfall of humanity, I still play lots of zombie games just to stay on my toes. Other than teaching you to stay with a group,Left 4 Deaddoes a horrible job at teaching you defend yourself against zombies.  Asgolden-silver mocked on his deviantART, the thingsLeft 4 Deadshows you just wouldn’t work in real life. I know because I’m a Zombologist.

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And if I’m reading golden-silver’s guide correctly, then that means Jim Sterling is going to become the Boomer, Brad Nicholson will be the Tank, Dyson will become the Smoker, Niero turns into a Hunter and Chad Concelmo will become a Witch.

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