Nintendo: Quit cranking it to Super Mario Run and buy some other Marios too
(To crank it to?) The very first hint for Nintendo’s new cell phone game,Super Mario Run, is that you can play one-handed. It’s been a major part of the marketing, too. Here’s Shigeru Miyamoto playingSuper Mario Runwhile eating a large cake, from last week. And while the slogan is surely meant to communicate the ease of use and appeal to average mobile game players, folks of the online are liable to do more than eat cake whileSuper Mario Run-ing, unless by “eat cake” you mean “crank your genitals,” which I do, always....