We are gathered here today to mark the passing of Garrett, the master thief…

Thief, the hardcore stealth series known for its subtle, quiet tone and open-ended gameplay, is getting a movie adaptation. Why? Beats me.

According toThe Hollywood Reporter, production company Straight Up Films bought the rights toThieffrom Square Enix and has already gotten to work on the script.

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The film is to be penned by Adam Mason and Simon Boyes, the people behindHangmanandBrokenwhich both received very mixed receptions. Sounds perfect for a videogame adaptation!

At the risk of sounding cynical, it really feels like Square Enix saw theAssassin’s Creedmovie getting attention and flung its only sneaky-hooded character out there to ride the wave. The only problem with that isThiefis a fundamentally different experience from the more action-packedAssassin’s Creed,and as such probably won’t make as clean a switch to the big screen.

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Still, I’m going to remain optimistic. As bad asThief 2014was I still like the series, somaybethey can pull it off. Maybe. If the stars align and the Gods of Olympus deign it worthy. Possibly.

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