[Infa-Red voice] All the way up
Ain’t no foolin’ here: You’re about to find out how big and floppy the dongs get. Or how small and cute-as-a-button they get. Dicks of all shapes and sizes, really. The world is your oyster.
The second game is theSouls-like action RPGThe Surgefrom 2017. In his review, Ray wrote “The Surgeis a mix of interesting ideas and hiccups in execution. While there’s no doubt that it will resonate with a specific, hardcore audience, it’s missing just enough to alienate a generalized audience.” Hmmm, maybe you’re that specific, hardcore audience!

If not, welcome the warm embrace of the dong slider. Or, there’s still time to queue upThe Witnessbefore March ends. Your call.








