Who says there’s no justice in the world?
Just yesterday, we learned that the highly demandedZeldabibleHyrule Historiais being localized for the US, UK, Australia, and certain other parts of Europe. I originally used the world “bible” because the book is a comprehensive compendium ofZeldalore. Now I’m starting to think that the religious connotation of the word “bible” is equally appropriate, because the book has just performed a miracle.

Pre-orders have opened onAmazon, whereHyrule Historiais currently marked at a juicy discounted price of $20.99. In but a single day, it was able to shoot to the top of Amazon’s “Best Sellers in Books” chart, overtaking the vileFifty Shades of Greytrilogy. This is a joyous occasion that deserves to be celebrated with alcohol and promiscuous behavior!
How could so many women be roped into thisFifty Shadesgarbage? I’ve asked several customers at my local Barnes & Noble why theywere interested, and the most popular answer is “it’s what everyone else is getting, so it must be good.” TheFifty Shadesseries is FACTUALLY worse than theTwilightseries. Why?Because it wasoriginally conceivedasTwilightfan fiction!That’s not the bottom of the barrel, that’s breaking through the bottom, tunneling deep underground, and rupturing a septic tank.

So thank you, Link and Zelda, for saving literature.
Hyrule Historia Takes The #1 Spot As Amazon’s Best Selling Book[Zelda Informer viaGoNintendo]







