‘Are you ready? Hi ready, I’m Dad’

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulatorwas announced yesterday on Daddy’s Da–erhm,Father’sDay (thankfully I get gifts on both). It is exactly what it sounds like. From the Steam page: “you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads.”

You’re a dad and you’ve just moved to a small neighborhood where, by coincidence, everyone else is also “a single, dateable Dad.” Dads abound inDream Daddy. “Teacher Dad,” “Goth Dad,” “Bad Dad.” you may ask any one of them if you can borrow a feeling. Now, whether or not any of these dads eat crackers, I don’t know, and frankly I don’t want to know.

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The ghost at the end of the hallway

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John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

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Looking at the ghost of Jackie inside the lighthouse